ROAST: Endomondo Sports Tracker Pro

ROAST: Endomondo Sports Tracker Pro

I hate running.  In fact, as a sport I despise it and always have.  Recently, however, I was challenged by a family member to run a 10k, and given that ...

ROAST: CrazyCat HD

ROAST: CrazyCat HD

And now for an entry from the WTF category — CrazyCat HD.  I thought this app was a joke when I stumbled across the description on the Android Market.  Seriously? ...

ROAST: Swirl Wine Guide

ROAST: Swirl Wine Guide

  Generally I don’t write reviews when I’m drinking, but I had a good excuse for Swirl.  After all, if I’m going to try to figure out how good the ...

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ROAST: Save My Telly

ROAST: Save My Telly

  There’s nothing more frustrating than a game that is almost fun. ...
Get Roasted!

Get Roasted!

Most apps suck.  Some suck a lot.  At AppRoasters, we’re all about ...

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ROAST: Save My Telly

ROAST: Save My Telly

  There’s nothing more frustrating than a game that is almost fun.  It’s like playing “Simon Says” with ear-plugs, or kickball with a broken toe. Save My Telly has promise.  It’s a well-thought-out game, with a good-enough premise.  Why wouldn’t a beaver be afraid of rain and need you to stack rocks and straw to [...]

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ROAST: Endomondo Sports Tracker Pro

ROAST: Endomondo Sports Tracker Pro

I hate running.  In fact, as a sport I despise it and always have.  Recently, however, I was challenged by a family member to run a 10k, and given that my dislike of running is outweighed by my desire to show this person up as often as I can, I’ve been forced to take the [...]

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ROAST: CrazyCat HD

ROAST: CrazyCat HD

And now for an entry from the WTF category — CrazyCat HD.  I thought this app was a joke when I stumbled across the description on the Android Market.  Seriously?  An app for cats?  It seems so.  In fact, this deranged developer wasn’t even the first one to think of the idea.  There have been [...]

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ROAST: Swirl Wine Guide

ROAST: Swirl Wine Guide

  Generally I don’t write reviews when I’m drinking, but I had a good excuse for Swirl.  After all, if I’m going to try to figure out how good the ratings and recommendations provided by this app are, what better way than to sample a few dozen wines?  So screw you for judging me.  Salut. [...]

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Get Roasted!

Get Roasted!

Most apps suck.  Some suck a lot.  At AppRoasters, we’re all about pointing out what’s not good in mobile apps.  Sure , we’re glass-half-empty kind of people, but it’s OK because we’re funny too. If you’re looking for mobile apps, but you want someone to filter out all of the bullshit and tell you what’s [...]

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